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Getting it right

by smellyelly @ 2008-09-05 - 11:58:43

Dawn has confronted boyfriend about his cheating and somehow he's got away with it! Can you believe it? We all asked her why she's still seeing him and she says that he's a good-looking guy and she's lucky to have someone like him! What a turn-a-round! She was ready to boot him to kingdom come the other day! Steve was a bit cruel and said that big girls have to take what they can get as most just wouldn't go there! Men are mean aren't they?

Meanwhile, for those of us who have got it right and not got a mean and nasty man.... da da da!!! My gorgeous boyfriend proposed to me the other day on our 1 year and 10 month anniversary! He said he couldn't wait for the 2 year one as the ring was burning a hole in his pocket.

Am so excited. Love is definitely in the air at work as our boss has also proposed to his very attractive ex-model girlfriend (who wouldn't?). He now has an even bigger smile on his face. Maybe now's a good time to ask for a pay-rise!


 
 

Beware the Dawn!

by smellyelly @ 2008-08-28 - 11:41:20

Dawn is the new girl at work. She's very flirty and loud. She always wears low-cut tops to show off her cleavage because she says that if she doesn't, she just looks fat! - she makes me chuckle!!  

Her conversations are highly entertaining as she tells us all about her cheating boyfriend and how he thinks he's getting away with it. She's onto him big time! She's been through his phone after over-hearing conversations and has turned out to be a bit of a super sleuth. She's even intercepting his emails - I'd be scared if I were him!

Nottingham

by smellyelly @ 2008-04-30 - 20:28:00

It's my boyfriend's birthday next week and he's working in Nottingham at the moment. I want to surprise him and turn up at his work on Friday. Does anyone know of any romantic places to go and stay in the city?

I've heard about some trendy pub in a church but I guess it could be loud! Anyone had any romantic nights in Nottingham?

Diabetes

by smellyelly @ 2008-04-08 - 14:39:51

Was really shocked today to find out that Claire at work has been diagnosed with diabetes. Shocked because I thought it was something that older people got - she's only 32.

The main culprit seems to have been her weight that has always been more than it should have been. (Hence the nickname Blubber!). She's taking it in her stride, but it makes you think. It's a vicious circle because it makes her feel tired and then not want to exercise, but the doctor's told her she has to lose weight and go for another blood test in a few weeks.

We've decided to help her while she's at work by not stuffing our faces with cream cakes, chocs and fizzy drinks and swapping these for fruit and herbal teas!

Happy Easter

by smellyelly @ 2008-03-24 - 21:25:47

Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Trouble Makers

by smellyelly @ 2008-03-17 - 17:56:38

Lou at the office was out on Saturday night with her boyfriend. They've been together for about 18 months and are pretty solid. When they got home and he emptied his pockets of change, gum, keys etc., something else fell out. - a condom.

Now Lou's pretty level-headed but she suddenly felt really insecure since they don't use the things and asked him where it was from. He got really upset that she even had to ask and said that someone must have slipped it into his pocket during their night out. Of course she knows that's the truth but it still upset her, and it upset him that the thought even crossed her mind.

There are some sad trouble-making a**seholes out there who can't bear to see two people happy. We all need to be strong but how can we maintain the feeling of 100% trust in someone, especially when we've been bitten before?

Fireworks or not!

by smellyelly @ 2008-03-10 - 10:33:11

Been hanging out a lot more with my sister since she got dumped. She's much better now and was asked out on Saturday night - now that didn't take long!

She's not sure whether to go out with this one or not as she's not sure if she fancies him - there has to be a spark right? Thing is, one thing I've learned is that you shouldn't just take the first option that comes your way just because it's easy. I think she should hold fire 'til she meets someone that sets off the fireworks!

Anyway, I'm enjoying going out with her more often, and my boyfriend has gained new respect when he goes out with a twin on each arm!

Broken Heart

by smellyelly @ 2008-02-26 - 14:48:32

Spent most of the weekend consoling my sister whose (kind of) boyfriend has dumped her. I say kind of because they hardly saw each other. He never really seemed bothered about her. I'm sorry to say it, but I think she did all the running and made it easy for him.

I'm trying to make her see that it's the best thing that could have happened to her. She's starting to see the light and although she's really upset, she's now planning to give up smoking and lose weight. Good for her!

Loved up or not!?

by smellyelly @ 2008-02-18 - 15:50:50

Back from my romantic trip very loved up and blissfully happy.... he loves me!

Meanwhile my best mate who actually got married last July received NOTHING for Valentines Day! What's going on?

Can someone explain this to me. Has anyone been in a relationship where their partner didn't send them even a card on Valentines? Is it just me that would mind? Well not only me as my poor mate is really upset and thinks it marks the beginning of the end when they've not even celebrated their first wedding anniversary!

Valentine's Day

by smellyelly @ 2008-02-13 - 20:55:51

What are you romantic lovelies doing for your loved ones tomorrow? I am being taken out for an intimate meal tomorrow evening and then Friday morning, he's taking me to Prague! Yay! I've painted a picture of the two of us that I'm going to give him. I'm really pleased with it and hope that he likes it.

Have fun whatever you do tomorrow, whether you're with someone you love or on the look-out for someone you could love!


 
 
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