GirlTalk

Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Lou at the office was out on Saturday night with her boyfriend. They've been together for about 18 months and are pretty solid. When they got home and he emptied his pockets of change, gum, keys etc., something else fell out. - a condom.

Now Lou's pretty level-headed but she suddenly felt really insecure since they don't use the things and asked him where it was from. He got really upset that she even had to ask and said that someone must have slipped it into his pocket during their night out. Of course she knows that's the truth but it still upset her, and it upset him that the thought even crossed her mind.

There are some sad trouble-making a**seholes out there who can't bear to see two people happy. We all need to be strong but how can we maintain the feeling of 100% trust in someone, especially when we've been bitten before?

Been hanging out a lot more with my sister since she got dumped. She's much better now and was asked out on Saturday night - now that didn't take long!

She's not sure whether to go out with this one or not as she's not sure if she fancies him - there has to be a spark right? Thing is, one thing I've learned is that you shouldn't just take the first option that comes your way just because it's easy. I think she should hold fire 'til she meets someone that sets off the fireworks!

Anyway, I'm enjoying going out with her more often, and my boyfriend has gained new respect when he goes out with a twin on each arm!