by smellyelly
@ 2008-03-24 - 21:25:47
Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How does Easter end?
With the letter R!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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